Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Crops Grown: 6899 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NiftyMC

    NiftyMC

    NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon is a new Cobblemon server that is opening soon! It wants to blend Cobblemon and Minecraft survival, while adding fun things to do over the top. The PokeClash Cobblemon server is a small time venture and its features include things like jobs, quests, free ranks, land claiming and more. Join the Discord to get updates!Server Links & Info Discord: https://discord.gg/XturGkVmTs Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AztecMC

    AztecMC

    Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • WavyMC

    WavyMC

    WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 New Chunks Explored: 180315
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineGlobe

    MineGlobe

    MineGlobe is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Earth, SMP, Lifesteal, Minigames & more! More information listed below.Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag and ANTI-P2W! Come and play!Website: https://www.mineglobe.org Discord: https://store.mineglobe.org

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Kilocraft

    Kilocraft

    Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5743 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Berry Middle School

    Berry Middle School

    Welcome to BerrySMP! Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BerrySMP: a java + bedrock crossplay server that utilizes a custom resource pack, custom terrain generation, custom features, and is frequently updated with new content & new Minecraft releases!We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players. If joining on bedrock/console/phone, use IP org.berrysmp.net and Port 19132

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Origins Reborn MC

    Origins Reborn MC

    Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BattleAsya

    BattleAsya

    Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WaveCraft

    WaveCraft

    Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SquirtleSquadMC

    SquirtleSquadMC

    Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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