Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Alien Abductions: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3979 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • VentureBlock MC

    VentureBlock MC

    Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hollowtree

    Hollowtree

    Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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