Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Dragon Eggs Found: 1831 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Horizons End

    Horizons End

    Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Kerotscraft Smp

    Kerotscraft Smp

    Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Toxiss

    Toxiss

    Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 5074

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NetheriteSMP

    NetheriteSMP

    Welcome to NetheriteSMP! We’re a lively economy-based survival server with a vibrant landscape thanks to custom world generation and naturally-generating structures! You can earn money by selling items, taking on jobs, and completing quests, and compete with others to become the best! NetheriteSMP is compatible with both Java and Bedrock Edition, so what are you waiting for? Come try out the #1 Survival Server in Minecraft!Server Info: IP: netheritesmp.com Java Port: 25565 (default) Bedrock Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minetown

    Minetown

    Looking for a laid back and friendly server with a focus on the community? Tired of Pay to Win servers that make it impossible to enjoy the game without paying for it? Want a server with a focus on survival and economy rather than hundred different minigames? Come join us in Minetown at MT.GG! We support both Java and Bedrock players.Minetown focuses on the player experience and has been around since 2010, making us one of the oldest servers around. We have a network that features Survival/Economy, Skyblock and Creative. We also run UHC and minigames regularly with ingame and cosmetic prizes!Minetown’s focus on player experience gives you the freedom to design what you want and play how you want. With the launch of our newest main map, Idarun, now is the perfect time to join! Join an active and friendly community of players from all over the world and punch some trees!Idarun: Check our brand new main map, Idarun! This map is the newest generation in our long-term survival economy world, and will be here for a long time to come! Idarun features claim protections, shops, warps, teleports, clans, and lots more! Very casual atmosphere with no raiding or griefing allowed. The economy is based around player-run shops and cities, and gives shop owners the freedom to set their own prices, giving every player an equal chance to succeed.Vanilla+: Our newest addition to the server, Vanilla+ offers an enhanced hard-mode vanilla experience. Other than claiming, no gameplay plugins exist here – so that means no warps, homes, economy, or anything else that might make things easier or change the way you play the game. Firespread is always on, griefing and raiding are allowed, and PVP is always enabled. Gameplay is enhanced by custom terrain, structures, mobs, and advancements that add new opportunities to challenge yourself and explore. If you want a fun and challenging multiplayer experience without commands making things easier, Vanilla+ is the way to go!Skyblock: A twist on the classic Skyblock with completely custom challenges, and a carefully balanced advancement and level system. Choose one of three island types and play solo, or farm resources and participate in the economy! All types of blocks and spawners are available… For a price. Creative: Test your farms, or wow everyone with your building prowess. Want to build a fleet of battleships in the ocean, or a city on natural terrain? Try out Freebuild! Want to build in a flat, cleared area with access to WorldEdit? Our Plot world has that covered too! We have something for all creative build styles!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kingdom of Light

    Kingdom of Light

    Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Mineage

    Mineage

    OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CorbaWorld

    CorbaWorld

    Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Potions Brewed: 200

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MINOR

    MINOR

    Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The bakery

    The bakery

    The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Lost Miners

    The Lost Miners

    THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BandoCraft

    BandoCraft

    Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LuckyMC

    LuckyMC

    A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • JozMC

    JozMC

    JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • One Piece Broken World

    One Piece Broken World

    One Piece: Broken World [1.16.5] | Modded | Factions | Bosses | PVP & PVE | Bounties | Custom Quests | Casino | The Official server for the One Piece: Broken World mod pack. Broken World is a player-driven community focusing on interaction with others on the server. There are player bounties you can set on one another. A extensive custom quest line to explore along with plenty of custom bosses to fight.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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