Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ClownerCraft

    ClownerCraft

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!โ€ข Survival โ€ข No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shopsโ€ข Creative โ€ข Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Databaseโ€ข PureSurvival โ€ข Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. โ€ข Carnival โ€ข Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!โ€ข Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events โ€ข

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesโ€”itโ€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • JungleSMP

    JungleSMP

    Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookโ€”it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Penia Network

    Penia Network

    .It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RogueMC Network

    RogueMC Network

    In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime storiesโ€”now itโ€™s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cross Worlds

    Cross Worlds

    Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Source

    Source

    Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piรฑata (Hit the piรฑata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cloud SMP

    Cloud SMP

    ๐–๐ž ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Œ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ข๐ง ๐ˆ๐ง๐๐ข๐š ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฃ๐จ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐ -๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐š ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ. ๐–๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž: ๐‹๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ฅ, ๐’๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐š๐ฅ, ๐‡๐š๐ซ๐๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐žTHIS + THIS๐”๐ฉ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—.๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—% [ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’/๐Ÿ• ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ]๐Ÿ.๐Ÿ–๐ฑ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ.๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ฑ ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐•๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ˆ๐Ÿ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ง’๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฏ๐ž, ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ข๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ž, ๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carryโ€”now itโ€™s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NightRealm

    NightRealm

    NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleโ€”just hope they donโ€™t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Mushroom Co. Survival

    The Mushroom Co. Survival

    A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7710
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownโ€”itโ€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Fusion SMP

    Fusion SMP

    The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesโ€”talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 20Ticks

    20Ticks

    Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookiesโ€”they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning โ€“ we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making youโ€”and your experienceโ€”truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!ยป Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support ยป New Agricultural Products, Special Items ยป Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations ยป Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings ยป 100+ Quality Plugins ยป Enhanced Image with Optifine ยป Friendly Community, Discord Support ยป https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN ยป https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookiesโ€”they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Farmers Market MC

    The Farmers Market MC

    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsโ€”itโ€™s become the serverโ€™s favorite snack source.

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