Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Villages Defended: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blossom Network

    Blossom Network

    Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2554 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Horizons Reborned

    Horizons Reborned

    Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

    Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NovaKay

    NovaKay

    NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Galia Friends

    Galia Friends

    I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

    IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

    We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ores Mined: 1538 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkylexMC

    SkylexMC

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    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sneazy Survival

    Sneazy Survival

    This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pure Anarchy

    Pure Anarchy

    Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CoffeeWCream

    CoffeeWCream

    This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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