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Bolt Network

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bees multiplayer

Account.., AREA, Discord, Fallout, Friendly, Goal, Griefing, HACKING, Lgbt, Loot, MEMBERSHIP, Players, Raiding, Server, Spawn, Survival, Themed, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xray

18+ whitelisted vanilla survival server, fallout themed spawn area with loot to get started. – no griefing – no raiding – no hacking (including xray) – LGBT friendly must link discord account to join whitelist https://discord.gg/FCHcaeR93R Membership goal of 100 players <3

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Mixtape Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration challenges, collaboration failure, collaboration mistakes, collaboration strategies, collaboration success, Communication, creative process, Decision making, Diversity, gender balance, group dynamics, group work, Minecraft, Mixtape, NijiEN, project management, Server, team composition, team dynamics, team performance, teamwork

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta

Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aquatic Realms

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, Survival

We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Friendshipsmp

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendshipsmp, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1521
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

anime waifus, COSPLAY, Halloween, Halloween celebration, halloween costumes, Halloween fun, halloween party, halloween spirit, Halloween traditions, Halloween waifus, Minecraft, Paradise, Server, spooky, spooky anime, spooky characters, spooky fandom, spooky girls, Spooky season, spooky vibes, spooky waifu art, Trick or Treat, waifu, waifus

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

#youtube, ABOVE BELOW, Arts, Back to School Voice Pack, biboo, birthday merch, ceci, collab, debut, Extreme Love Voice Pack, face your fears, Gigi Murin, Gigis, Halloween Villains Voice Pack, Hashtags, Haunted VR Investigation, Hitomania Cover, Igaku Cover, Kaela, Latest Schedule, Live, LiveVisage, Lore Video, madness, merch, Minecraft, Murin, OP Template, Panicore, recent streams, Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack, Shared Controls, smp, songs, Stream, Teaser, Teen Wolf Watchalong, twitter, UpcomingJustice

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sengonul Lifesteal SMP

account security, city building, Daily Rewards, Discord integration, Economy, faction server, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Market establishment, minecraft community, MMO Server, multiplayer server, player killing, Player teleportation, proximity chat, PvP, pvp server, Relationship Building, Role-playing server, Survival, survival server, Teams, Trading

– You will be able to claim your own lands and establish your own city. – You will take the heart of every player you kill, and lose one of your hearts every time you die. – You will be able to establish your own markets and trade. – You will be able to establish your own team and establish relationships with other teams. – You can easily teleport to your friends with Tpa. – You will be able to speak out loud in the game. (proximity chat) – You will be able to earn Daily Rewards. MOREOVER – We secure your account with a login password. – Do not forget to integrate your Discord account, otherwise you will not be able to enter the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mine Kinkin

Community, Listening, Mine Kinkin, Minecraft, RoiKinkin, Server, Survival, twitch, Vanilla

RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

270towin, Blue wave, Campaign, Democracy, Dems, election, electoral college, Fortifying, Minecraft, no tossups, outcome, Pa, PALS, Pennsylvania, PIXEL, political tactics, Politics, polling, redistricting, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

bomberman, Castlevania, contra, Gaming, Ip:, Konami, long tail tags, metal gear solid, Minecraft, New game, Pro Evolution Soccer, Silent Hill, smp, Thread, video games, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, Blue Velvet, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween theme, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, PixelPals, Primal Mist, Rafflesia, ravana, Residential Radius, Seraph, Server, Solution Nine, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, Ultros, Wolf’s Den Pier

Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, PixelatedPals, response, smp, tags, up to 20, your response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PumpkinButter

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).