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Gender Wars Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the Halloween party never ends!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is wearing a pumpkin on their head, a witch’s hat, and a tutu made out of spider webs. Why? Because on our server, every day is Halloween! We have costume contests, trick-or-treating events, and even a haunted house that will make you scream with delight.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Candy Creeper, a creeper that explodes into delicious candy instead of blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Candy Creeper in battle, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest candy in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Halloween-themed SMP today and get ready for a spooky good time! Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers in clown costumes…they’re a real scream!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cosmic Critter Craft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures! Join us for a chance to win exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Fauna herself is a fan. She streams on our server, and you can catch all her epic adventures in the Member VODs section.

And if you’re missing Fauna when she’s not streaming, don’t worry! We have a special Ara Ara button that will summon her presence whenever you need it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to grasshoppers and boring servers forever!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8306
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trash Pumpkin Carver Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6978	Magic Items Found:	4135
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What are Minecraft servers like VoidCraft Network ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to VoidCraft Network includes: 1. EarthMC – This server offers a similar Earth map experience where players can build towns and nations on a real-world map. 2. CubeCraft Games – Known for its variety of mini-games and unique gameplay modes, CubeCraft Games is a popular choice for players looking for diverse gaming experiences. 3. Hypixel Network – With a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and active player community, Hypixel Network is a top choice for those seeking a dynamic and engaging Minecraft experience. 4. Mineplex – Offering a mix of classic mini-games and custom game modes, Mineplex is a well-established server known for its exciting gameplay and vibrant community. 5. The Hive – Known for its user-friendly interface and wide range of game modes, The Hive is a popular server for players of all skill levels looking for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1493	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StarlightSMP

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Welcome To StarlightSMP!

Welcome To StarlightSMP! This is a sfw/lgbtia freindly server that is very entertaining and interesting will updates usally weekly and we hope you join and enjoy the server, see you soon ;]

credits: mars7680 kinokiste pixelsturtle mr_soybeans FastPandaMC VOICE CHAT SERVER

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simple Person’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server has something that no other server has – Harding! Who is Harding, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Harding is the most amazing NPC in the game. Forget about building, forget about mining, forget about crafting – all you need to do is find Harding and your life will be complete.

Join our server for the chance to meet Harding and experience the most epic love story ever told in the world of Minecraft. Who needs companions when you have Harding by your side? Who cares about the story or the gameplay when you have Harding to keep you company?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Harding change your life forever. Trust me, once you meet Harding, you will never want to leave. It’s not just a game, it’s a love story waiting to happen.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tag Team Champions Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take our wrestling skills to the virtual world! Are you ready to tag team your way to victory and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft wrestler? Join us and become one half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions – because who needs real muscles when you have pixelated ones?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your wrestling prowess. From grappling with creepers to body slamming Endermen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about getting pinned – our referees are chickens who can’t count past three!

So grab your diamond armor and get ready to rumble, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only way to win is by unleashing your inner wrestler. Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a player – you’re a champion!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Cash is a talented musician known for his soulful vocals and captivating lyrics. With his unique blend of folk, rock, and country influences, he has garnered a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim. His introspective songwriting and emotive performances have earned him a reputation as a rising star in the music industry.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fangcraft

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Join FANGCRAFT! Discover PvP, anarchy and survival worlds on a single server, with economy, area protection and events. Challenge your limits and create your own legend.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Omini Survival

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Welcome to Omini Survival! A server dedicated to all Minecraft lovers looking for a unique survival and adventure experience. Here, you will find a world full of challenges, new friendships and many possibilities. Come Play With Us!

If you’re ready for a new adventure, join us at Omini Survival! Join our server and discover everything we have to offer. We look forward to seeing you in our world!

Support for other versions and mobile coming soon

IP do Servidor: 144.22.217.37:25565 Discord: https://discord.gg/vRzKtwD5YH Store: ominisurvival.minecart.com.br/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	692

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Solara Skyblock

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Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12