Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ores Mined:	5186
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mines Excavated:	4994	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Animals Bred:	108

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	4950
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Star Shards Collected:	274
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3694	Enchantments Applied:	195
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	8823	New Chunks Explored:	695084
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!