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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 155 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!