Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Crops Grown: 9752 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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