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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	3226	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	69
Ores Mined:	6953	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7771
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
New Chunks Explored:	723092	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Farms Harvested:	613
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Animals Bred:	139

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Welcome to the Bedrock Box server! Minecraft server

banner, Bedrock Box, Community, Creative, Crystalix, Discord, ds, Fun, Gaming, Hades, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, PvP, ruslan, Server, server description, server image, Survival, Turned On

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	9075
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

This is a server with a bedrock box like Hades or like Crystalix! Who wants to play and the server is not turned on, write to me in ds (discord) here it is: Ruslan 10#9136

BedrockBox08991.aternos.me

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	595929	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12