so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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