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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5683 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.