> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	270	Potions Brewed:	131
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Votes:	8411	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	New Chunks Explored:	604416
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	7

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	370	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	846
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3378
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8714	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com