> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	258	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4537	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!