> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, big, Boss, complex, dependency injection, documentation, Fckhead, green software, INTERNAL, internal library, Minecraft, Obstacles, Proposed, refactor, Refactoring, smp, Software Development, software engineering, stir things up., Teammate, useless

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	4435
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	835
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	156

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	177

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1778	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchantments Applied:	91
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	3557	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1526
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.