> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2753	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Star Shards Collected:	88
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	4019	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3091

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.