> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7124
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	4261
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	354661

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	981011

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4008	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Farms Harvested:	742
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	185

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	947

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8810	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	472030	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.