> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	678	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1119
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7701
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	628	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.