> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Towns Built:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Star Shards Collected:	133	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crops Grown:	9276	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.