> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ores Mined:	9048

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8189	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5862

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mines Excavated:	3549
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	190	Farms Harvested:	816
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Divine Spears Created:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.