> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Items Found:	1243	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2043
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	6214	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	731462	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4959

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	277

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!