> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	5517	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	7965	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	239	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Items Found:	8634	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3031	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1882
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4087
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.