> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3865	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3404
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Emeralds Found:	6382	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	2943	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5272

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	973240	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.