> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2447
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	603	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4747	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1012
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	2465	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	297
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Farms Harvested:	858
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	89	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!