> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	7298	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	108

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	6115
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8194

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	187
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Potions Brewed:	184	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	2823	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Void Gems Collected:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	940	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!