> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	8888	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	911
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	4892
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1496	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	166	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8772	Mines Excavated:	4052
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	1102
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	327925	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.