> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	854	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	649	Animals Bred:	125
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	797
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	3252
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4485
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Towns Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.