> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	5915	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	6891
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	3133	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6078	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.