> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4600	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Zombie Dances:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2679	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	158
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	30771	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Animals Bred:	194	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	178
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	7388	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.