> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4234	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	230
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8076	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3493
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8321	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9674
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4916	Enchantments Applied:	134

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.