> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8010
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6598	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2518

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	9708	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4607

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4502	Mines Excavated:	3079
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.