> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Farms Harvested:	442
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	394
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	823	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	3585
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.