> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	349944
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	147	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4794	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	820125	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.