> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Potions Brewed:	94
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9842	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3593
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	9158
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchantments Applied:	144	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5984
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	3815	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2308
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6445	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	121

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.