> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	589
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	2707	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Void Armor Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	141
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5983	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.