> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	173	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Star Shards Collected:	273

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7716
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5503	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.