> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5403

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	133
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	721	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3707	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6164
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	6219
Dimension Hops:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1431	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Animals Bred:	145	Potions Brewed:	176
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.