> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1626	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8826	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	8912
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	909
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7973	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3395

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.