> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	858279	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	5096
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Items Found:	1551	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	1877	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	158	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8450	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.