> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchantments Applied:	291
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Towns Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Emeralds Found:	8142	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!