> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9516
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	5764
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5081
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2830	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1270	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.