> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Magic Items Found:	4398	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	147978

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	294
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1158
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3590	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.