> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchantments Applied:	130
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Void Armor Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4174	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	4199	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crops Grown:	1716
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Buildings Constructed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	531	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.