> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	1539	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6740
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.