> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5763
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6855	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7718
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8785

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Star Shards Collected:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	233
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	758
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4545
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	5284	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!