> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4174
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	805017
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.