> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5851	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2886
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4508

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.