> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	2974	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	3938	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	2179	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4988	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6718	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1675

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!