> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9825	Void Gems Collected:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3811	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	441	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	945953
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Items Found:	5669	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.